Cast
Brian Papandrea
Jesus Christ
Sadie Tate
Evie
Terence Lee Cover
Steve
Dave Parker
Adam
James Bell
Jesus Christ (segment: Church of Jesus Christ of Spattered Gay Taints)
Dave Parker
Adam
Georgette Wine
The Burning Bush
Tonia L. Carrier
Donation Lady
Ashley Marie Short
Protest Leader
Jason Zink
Protest Leader's Assistant
Amy Mead
Pregnant Lady
Airi Magdalene
Flower Girl
Nadia White
Girl Next Door
Addison Binek
Jesus' Victim (segment: Church of Jesus Christ of Spattered Gay Taints)